I'm a carb queen. I'll always order macaroni and cheese but I don't want it to be fancy. I want it to be as close to Kraft Services as it can possibly get!
Drew BarrymoreThe infusion of a China plant sweetened with the pith of an Indian cane.
Joseph AddisonFortitude is the marshal of thought the armor of the will and the fort of reason.
Francis BaconLast year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
Steven WrightAdvertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.
George OrwellEverything about the left is perception manipulation and lies. Everything. Everything is 'Wag the Dog.' Everything is a structured deception.
Rush LimbaughIt is the false shame of fools to try to conceal wounds that have not healed.
HoraceYou just stay patient that's all
Kobe BryantI see the state of all of us who live nothing more than phantoms or a weightless shadow.
SophoclesGod's finger touched him and he slept.
Alfred Lord Tennyson