My goal is just to become a better comedian.

There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do and that is to contradict other philosophers.

It is the height of foolishness to loose faith in God when someone you care for dies. The sentence that he earned is over and he is released.

A man is as good as he has to be and a woman as bad as she dares.

The very best of vineyards is the cellar

I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

Everything has been figured out except how to live.

I've searched all the parks in all the cities and found no statues of committees.

We struggle with the complexities and avoid the simplicities.

Literature is a luxury, fiction is a necessity.

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