There are very few things impossible in themselves, and we do not want means to conquer difficulties so much as application and resolution in the use of means.
Francois de La RochefoucauldNever be unfaithful to a lover except with your wife.
P. J. O'RourkeWe would like to see you departing peacefully.
Desmond TutuI enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people
George CarlinFrom my close observation of writers...they fall into two groups: 1) those who bleed copiously and visibly at any bad review and 2) those who bleed copiously and secretly at any bad review.
Isaac AsimovThe people I respect most behave as if they were immortal and as if society was eternal.
E. M. ForsterEvery man can see things far off but is blind to what is near.
SophoclesI think I became more productive through not having children. I never really had the desire to have them. My husband didn't want them either so it worked out well.
Dolly PartonExistence is a strange bargain. Life owes us little, we owe it everything. The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.
William CowperYou want an example (of how things have changed since the 81). 'Kobe you suck Kobe Bryant