Beware of the person who can't be bothered by details.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

Titles are but nicknames and every nickname is a title.

Without the laughs the audience wouldn't be there at all so in that sense yes I am a comedian.

Whatever good things we build end up building us.

The best morale exist when you never hear the word mentioned. When you hear a lot of talk about it it's usually lousy.

I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money.

A virtue to be serviceable must like gold be alloyed with some commoner but more durable alloy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.

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