Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
Ambrose Bierce
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
P. J. O'Rourke
You know crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.
Jerry Seinfeld
Those who prepared for all the emergencies of life beforehand may equip themselves at the expense of joy.
E. M. Forster
The virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family.
Tiger Woods
The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.
Drew Barrymore
Great authors are admirable in this respect: in every generation they make for disagreement. Through them we become aware of our differences.
Andre Gide
Ah! happy years! once more who would not be a boy?
Lord Byron
See everything overlook a great deal correct a little.
Pope John XXIII
