I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Steven Wright
The purpose of a business is to create a customer.
Peter Drucker
A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry that can establish truths of great value.
Isaac Asimov
Every generation laughs at the old fashions but follows religiously the new.
Henry David Thoreau
Nor shall derision prove powerful against those who listen to humanity, or those who follow in the footsteps of divinity, for they shall live forever. Forever.
Kahlil Gibran
I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed.
Michael Jordan
I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age but I'm trying.
Tiger Woods
We're more than good. It's beyond comprehension. That's my guy. We go out on the road. After games we sit and talk. We review film on the plane. That's why it bothers me when somebody says something like that.
Kobe Bryant
The main foundations of every state new states as well as ancient or composite ones are good laws and good arms you cannot have good laws without good arms and where there are good arms good laws inevitably follow.
Niccolo Machiavelli
Most sermons sound to me like commercials - but I can't make out whether God is the Sponsor or the Product.
Mignon McLaughlin
