Since the things we do determine the character of life, no blessed person can become unhappy. For he will never do those things which are hateful and petty.

We are living in a culture entirely hypnotized by the illusion of time, in which the so-called present moment is felt as nothing but an infinitesimal hairline between an all-powerfully causative past and an absorbingly important future. 

ASAP. Whatever that means. It must mean, 'Act swiftly awesome pachyderm!'

Being crazy isn't enough.

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.