There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain comedy and tragedy humor and hurt.
Erma Bombeck
Never throughout history has a man who lived a life of ease left a name worth remembering.
Theodore Roosevelt
Love is the poetry of the senses.
Honore de Balzac
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more complicated than building a nuclear reactor from wristwatch parts in a darkened room using only your teeth.
Dave Barry
Gain may be temporary and uncertain, but ever while you live expense is constant and certain: and it is easier to build two chimneys than to keep one in fuel.
Benjamin Franklin
It will be found in fact that the ingenious are always fanciful and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic.
Edgar Allan Poe
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Most of our pocket wisdom is conceived for the use of mediocre people to discourage them from ambitious attempts and generally console them in their mediocrity.
Robert Louis Stevenson
One science only will one genius fit, so vast is art so narrow human wit.
Alexander Pope
