All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.

Mere color, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Morality is contraband in war.

My home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world.

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep, pain that cannot forget, falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

What is this world that is hastening me toward I know not what, viewing me with contempt?

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