All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl.
Charlie ChaplinMere color, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways.
Oscar WildeIf you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Mark TwainEveryone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.
Mark TwainUnder certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
Mark TwainMorality is contraband in war.
Mahatma GandhiMy home is in Heaven. I'm just traveling through this world.
Billy GrahamAll people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho MarxWhat is this world that is hastening me toward I know not what, viewing me with contempt?
Kahlil Gibran