Success is often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable.
Coco Chanel
It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way.
Ernest Hemingway
Mere bashfulness without merit is awkwardness
Joseph Addison
They dream in courtship but in wedlock wake.
Alexander Pope
At a formal dinner party the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin
I must tell you this fact because ninety nine persons out of hundred among you do not know my Reality.
Sai Baba
Comedy is a socially acceptable form of hostility and aggression. That is what comics do stand the world upside down.
George Carlin
If a million people say a foolish thing it is still a foolish thing.
Anatole France
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Rudyard Kipling
The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.
Barry Goldwater
