My mother never breast fed me she told me she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield
There are people who want to make men's lives more difficult for no other reason than the chance it provides them afterwards to offer their prescription for alleviating life, their Christianity for instance.
Friedrich Nietzsche
There's so little money in my bank account my scenic checks show a ghetto.
Phyllis Diller
Kindness eases everything almost as much as money does.
Mason Cooley
If the grace of God miraculously operates it probably operates through the subliminal door.
William James
He's going to win.
Lance Armstrong
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
Josh Billings
I'm sorry it's true. Having children really changes your view on these things. We're born we live for a brief instant and we die. It's been happening for a long time. Technology is not changing it much - if at all.
Steve Jobs
Undeserved praise causes more pangs of conscience later than undeserved blame, but probably only for this reason that our power of judgment are more completely exposed by being over praised than by being unjustly underestimated.
Friedrich Nietzsche
