An audience is always warming but it must never be necessary to your work.

He who would do good to another must do it in Minute Particulars: General Good is the plea of the scoundrel hypocrite and flatterer

Brunettes are troublemakers. They're worse than the Jews.

I think that we have to be constantly asking ourselves 'How do we calculate the risk?' And sometimes we don't calculate it correctly, we either overstate it or understate it.

The sure way to be cheated is to think one's self more cunning than others.

The way to silence religious disputes is to take no notice of them.

Here is the rule to remember in the future When anything tempts you to be bitter: not ''This is a misfortune'' but ''To bear this worthily is good fortune.''

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

In America the majority raises formidable barriers around the liberty of opinion, within these barriers an author may write what he pleases but woe to him if he goes beyond them.

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