Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.
H. L. MenckenI bought a gun and chose drugs instead.
Kurt CobainGoofy was the word that was used most often by my sisters because I've been this tall ever since I was 12 years old.
Will SmithWhen our vices leave us we like to imagine it is we who are leaving them.
Francois de La RochefoucauldMy life has been very full.
Dolly PartonThe pen is the tongue of the mind.
HoraceThe soles of Neil Armstrong's boots on the moon made permanent impressions on our souls and in our national psyche. Ann and I watched those steps together on her parent's sofa. Like all Americans we went to bed that night knowing we lived in the greatest country in the history of the world. God bless Neil Armstrong.
Mitt RomneyWhen I was growing up I went to an Irish-Christian missionary school.
Deepak ChopraOn the whole human beings want to be good but not too good and not quite all the time.
George OrwellThe more syllables a euphemism has the further divorced from reality it is
George Carlin