Judge: a law student who marks his own examination-papers.
H. L. Mencken
I bought a gun and chose drugs instead.
Kurt Cobain
Goofy was the word that was used most often by my sisters because I've been this tall ever since I was 12 years old.
Will Smith
When our vices leave us we like to imagine it is we who are leaving them.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
My life has been very full.
Dolly Parton
The pen is the tongue of the mind.
Horace
The soles of Neil Armstrong's boots on the moon made permanent impressions on our souls and in our national psyche. Ann and I watched those steps together on her parent's sofa. Like all Americans we went to bed that night knowing we lived in the greatest country in the history of the world. God bless Neil Armstrong.
Mitt Romney
When I was growing up I went to an Irish-Christian missionary school.
Deepak Chopra
On the whole human beings want to be good but not too good and not quite all the time.
George Orwell
The more syllables a euphemism has the further divorced from reality it is
George Carlin
