What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care.
Joan RiversI don't know what to do during a moment of silence. What do they expect of me? They don't say pray. Fuck 'em I'll pray if I want to. Hey! Pray!. I don't know what to do. Sometimes I have evil thoughts.
George CarlinThe reason a lot of people do not recognize opportunity is because it usually goes around wearing overalls looking like hard work.
Thomas A. EdisonI can't take credit for what's happening out there. I learned it all by watching tapes of Elgin Oscar Robertson and all the great players. I stole everything and incorporated it into my game.
Kobe BryantAs the arteries grow hard the heart grows soft.
H. L. MenckenIt is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
Dave BarryLet not your mind run on what you lack as much as on what you have already.
Marcus AureliusVows made in storms are forgotten in calm.
Thomas FullerOld age: the crown of life our play's last act.
Marcus Tullius Cicero