Stand-up is hard.
Jerry SeinfeldI am a bull on sterling versus the U.S. dollar.
Warren BuffettA dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
George OrwellWhen I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume I looked ridiculous. But this is my business, I have to humiliate myself.
Jerry SeinfeldSpeak ill of no man, but speak all the good you know of everybody.
Benjamin FranklinThe man who rows the boat seldom has time to rock it.
Bill CopelandCharacter is the indelible mark that determines the only true value of all people and all their work.
Orison Swett MardenNo one can confidently say that he will still be living tomorrow.
EuripidesReasoning at every step he treads Man yet mistakes his way Whilst meaner things whom instinct leads Are rarely known to stray.
William CowperWhen people are free to do as they please they usually imitate each other.
Eric Hoffer