Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop fighting.

I'm working and everything's fine.

Ads need to be little pieces of entertainment.

Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format five eight 10-minute pieces rather than one-liners so since writing books the process hasn't changed much. A piece in my live routine can end up as part of one of my HBO specials and it can also end up in one of the books.

That man is rich whose pleasures are the cheapest.

Good but rarely came from good advice

A pure hand needs no glove to cover it.

Learn to speak what you feel and act what you speak.

Hatred is the madness of the heart

The whole notion of journalism being an institution whose fundamental purpose is to educate and inform and even one might say elevate has altered under commercial pressure perhaps into a different kind of purpose which is to divert and distract and entertain.

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