Pride makes us artificial and humility makes us real.
Thomas Merton
I won't insult your intelligence by suggesting that you really believe what you just said.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
Never permit a dichotomy to rule your life, a dichotomy in which you hate what you do so you can have pleasure in your spare time. Look for a situation in which your work will give you as much happiness as your spare time.
Pablo Picasso
To live a pure unselfish life one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance.
Buddha
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else.
Orson Welles
This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest.
Henny Youngman
Absences are a good influence in love and keep it bright and delicate.
Robert Louis Stevenson
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living. Today's military rejects include tomorrow's hard-core unemployed.
John F. Kennedy
