Someone once threw me a small brown hairy kiwi fruit and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead.
Erma Bombeck
Those who attain any excellence commonly spend life in one pursuit, for excellence is not often gained upon easier terms.
Samuel Johnson
One forges one's style on the terrible anvil of daily deadlines.
Emile Zola
All pain is either severe or slight if slight it is easily endured, if severe it will without doubt be brief.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
After great pain a formal feeling comes. The Nerves sit ceremonious like tombs.
Emily Dickinson
Nothing is a greater impediment to being on good terms with others than being ill at ease with yourself.
Honore de Balzac
Golf is evolving every day every shot.
Tiger Woods
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Kin Hubbard
Revenge is a kind of wild justice which the more a man's nature runs to the more ought law to weed it out.
Francis Bacon
