I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersOne thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve.
Albert SchweitzerToo often the great decisions are originated and given form in bodies made up wholly of men or so completely dominated by them that whatever of special value women have to offer is shunted aside without expression.
Eleanor RooseveltFame hit me like a ton of bricks.
EminemIt is not a bad thing that children should occasionally and politely put parents in their place.
Sidonie Gabrielle ColetteI spent three days a week for 10 years educating myself in the public library and it's better than college. People should educate themselves - you can get a complete education for no money. At the end of 10 years I had read every book in the library and I'd written a thousand stories.
Ray BradburyA safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for anything in particular you don't find it, but something falls out at the back that is often more interesting.
James Matthew BarrieIt all depends on how we look at things and not how they are in themselves.
Carl JungYou must show the world that you abhor fighting.
Desmond TutuThe new ruler must determine all the injuries that he will need to inflict. He must inflict them once and for all.
Niccolo Machiavelli