I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve.
Albert Schweitzer
Too often the great decisions are originated and given form in bodies made up wholly of men or so completely dominated by them that whatever of special value women have to offer is shunted aside without expression.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Fame hit me like a ton of bricks.
Eminem
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally and politely put parents in their place.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
I spent three days a week for 10 years educating myself in the public library and it's better than college. People should educate themselves - you can get a complete education for no money. At the end of 10 years I had read every book in the library and I'd written a thousand stories.
Ray Bradbury
A safe but sometimes chilly way of recalling the past is to force open a crammed drawer. If you are searching for anything in particular you don't find it, but something falls out at the back that is often more interesting.
James Matthew Barrie
It all depends on how we look at things and not how they are in themselves.
Carl Jung
You must show the world that you abhor fighting.
Desmond Tutu
The new ruler must determine all the injuries that he will need to inflict. He must inflict them once and for all.
Niccolo Machiavelli
