A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants but is miles ahead in results.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
Laughter is day and sobriety is night, a smile is the twilight that hovers gently between both more bewitching than either.
Henry Ward Beecher
Slump and the world slumps with you. Push and you push alone.
Laurence J. Peter
To live well is to work well to show a good activity.
Thomas Aquinas
If Moses had been paid newspaper rates for the Ten Commandments he might have written the Two Thousand Commandments.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
It should be noted that children at play are not playing about, their games should be seen as their most serious-minded activity.
Michel de Montaigne
The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose " which is also sometimes called "grape sugar" and also because "Grape Nuts" is catchier in terms of marketing than "A Cross Between Gerbil Food and Gravel " which is what it tastes like.
Dave Barry
Some of my instincts are reprehensible.
William F. Buckley, Jr.
