Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?
Doug CouplandNational character is only another name for the particular form which the littleness perversity and baseness of mankind take in every country. Every nation mocks at other nations and all are right.
Arthur SchopenhauerMy wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.
Rodney DangerfieldHe that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils: for Time is the greatest innovator: and if Time of course alter things to the worse and wisdom and counsel shall not alter them to the better what shall be the end?.
Francis BaconIt takes two to make a murder. There are born victims born to have their throats cut as the cut-throats are born to be hanged.
Aldous HuxleyNothing interferes with my concentration. You could put on an orgy in my office and I wouldn't look up. Well maybe once.
Isaac AsimovTo write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write is to write.
Gertrude SteinWhere's your will to be weird?
Jim MorrisonIn the dim background of mind we know what we ought to be doing but somehow we cannot start.
William JamesGive me a museum and I'll fill it.
Pablo Picasso