I always looked to about thirty as the barrier of any real or fierce delight in the passions and determined to work them out in the younger ore and better veins of the mine /and I flatter myself (perhaps) that I have pretty well done so /and now the dross is coming.

Through space the universe encompasses and swallows me up like an atom, through thought I comprehend the world.

If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking.

There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.

When choosing between two evils I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

I tried being reasonable I didn't like it.

Women lie about their age, men lie about their income.

It's not going to have any carry-over effect from a mental standpoint or anything like that. Everything's thrown out the window. It's a new season.

It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.

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