It is true from early habit one must make love mechanically as one swims, I was once very fond of both but now as I never swim unless I tumble into the water I don't make love till almost obliged.
Lord Byron
Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.
Ambrose Bierce
The defects and faults of the mind are like wounds in the body, after all imaginable care has been taken to heal them up, still there will be a scar left behind, and they are in continual danger of breaking the skin and bursting out again.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
I bought some batteries but they weren't included.
Steven Wright
Side Effects Not only is there no God but try getting a plumber on the weekend.
Woody Allen
But the problem is that when I go around and speak on campuses I still don't get young men standing up and saying 'How can I combine career and family?'
Gertrude Stein
I got my first guitar when I was 15 and I just used to fool about with it more or less as time went by though I got more interested.
Paul McCartney
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Thomas A. Edison
