I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.
Yogi BerraEinstein stop telling God what to do!
Niels BohrLaughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Victor HugoThere's something about Marxism that brings out warts, the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
P. J. O'RourkeI'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.
Charlie SheenIs it a coincidence that in 1998 Barack Obama talks about a majority coalition of welfare recipients and in 2012 we got a record number of Americans on food stamps while he's president? I don't think it's a coincidence.
Rush LimbaughSociety is no one polished horde Formed of two mighty tribes the Bores and the Bored
Lord ByronRemember that no man loses any other life than this which he now lives nor lives any other than this which he now loses
Marcus AureliusOh Lord give me chastity but do not give it yet.
Saint AugustineOnly God can look at somebody's heart.
Joel Osteen