Next time I see you remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx
How strange when an illusion dies. It's as though you've lost a child.
Judy Garland
Give a boy address and accomplishments and you give him the mastery of palaces and fortunes where he goes.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.
Dolly Parton
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately instead of at three o clock in the morning.
John Barrymore
What do you regard as most humane? To spare someone shame.
Friedrich Nietzsche
I have often thought that if photography were difficult in the true sense of the term -- meaning that the creation of a simple photograph would entail as much time and effort as the production of a good watercolor or etching -- there would be a vast improvement in total output. The sheer ease with which we can produce a superficial image often leads to creative disaster.
Ansel Adams
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't.
Blaise Pascal
I was delighted to not go to university. I couldn't wait to be out of education.
Tom Stoppard
The art of government is to make two-thirds of a nation pay all it possibly can pay for the benefit of the other third.
Voltaire
