It is true that a fellow cannot ignore women - but he can think of them as he ought - as sisters not as sparring partners.
Jim Elliot
Fork: An instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the mouth.
Ambrose Bierce
He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
George Bernard Shaw
The faults of husbands are often caused by the excess virtues of their wives.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President.
Lyndon B. Johnson
You cannot hope to sweep someone else away by the force of your writing until it has been done to you.
Stephen King
I found out 30 minutes before the game and was told that I would have to handle the bench.
Kobe Bryant
Do you spell it with a "V" or a "W"?' inquired the judge. 'That depends upon the taste and fancy of the speller my Lord'.
Charles Dickens
