My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny Youngman
Pessimists are the people who have no hope for themselves or for others. Pessimists are also people who think the human race is beneath their notice that they're better than other human beings.
James Arthur Baldwin
White is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim Kardashian
We believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.
Hubert H. Humphrey
It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
George S. Patton
I have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires rather than in attempting to satisfy them.
John Stuart Mill
Beauty is the greatest seducer of man.
Paulo Coelho
To the eyes of a miser a guinea is far more beautiful than the sun and a bag worn with the use of money has more beautiful proportions that a vine filled with grapes
William Blake
I have those days where I'm PMSing and bloated.
Christina Aguilera
