My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash.
Henny YoungmanPessimists are the people who have no hope for themselves or for others. Pessimists are also people who think the human race is beneath their notice that they're better than other human beings.
James Arthur BaldwinWhite is actually one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.
Kim KardashianWe believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.
Hubert H. HumphreyIt is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
George S. PattonI have learned to seek my happiness by limiting my desires rather than in attempting to satisfy them.
John Stuart MillBeauty is the greatest seducer of man.
Paulo CoelhoTo the eyes of a miser a guinea is far more beautiful than the sun and a bag worn with the use of money has more beautiful proportions that a vine filled with grapes
William BlakeI have those days where I'm PMSing and bloated.
Christina Aguilera