Regarding the Boy Scouts I'm very suspicious of any organization that has a handbook.
George CarlinI'll go back and take what the people owe me.
Mike TysonBeing "contented" ought to mean in English as it does in French being pleased. Being content with an attic ought not to mean being unable to move from it and resigned to living in it, it ought to mean appreciating all there is in such a position.
Gilbert K. ChestertonNo one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn starting from scratch. To be successful we absolutely positively have to find people who have already paid the price to learn the things that we need to learn to achieve our goals.
Brian TracyAnything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.
Charles LambThe kindness and affection from the public have carried me through some of the most difficult periods and always your love and affection have eased the journey.
Princess DianaWell the chairman of Federal Reserve just made his move to rescue Barack Obama. We're gonna have QE3. We're gonna print some more money.
Rush LimbaughI've written some poetry I don't understand myself.
Carl Sandburg