Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.
Jane Austen
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost
Prosperity doth best discover vice but Adversity doth best discover virtue
Francis Bacon
What Washington needs is adult supervision.
Barack Obama
Before I do anything I think well what hasn't been seen. Sometimes that turns out to be something ghastly and not fit for society. And sometimes that inspiration becomes something that's really worthwhile.
Jim Carrey
Everyone knows what the Masters is even if you're a non-golfer. People know what Wimbledon is. They know what the Super Bowl is. There are certain events that people just know about.
Tiger Woods
A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
Henry Ford
Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.
Ambrose Bierce
Because I could not stop for death He kindly stopped for me, The carriage held but just ourselves and immortality.
Emily Dickinson
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.
Samuel Butler
