Never lie never cheat never steal.
John WoodenA day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.
Charles DickensI Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
Maya AngelouJesus wept, Voltaire smiled. From that divine tear and from that human smile is derived the grace of present civilization.
Victor HugoIf people don't want to come out to the ball park nobody's gonna stop 'em.
Yogi BerraThe only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything but temptation.
Oscar WildeNewspapers are the second hand of history. This hand however is usually not only of inferior metal to the other hands it also seldom works properly.
Arthur SchopenhauerYou may be surprised to discover you're rich especially if you're broke.
P. J. O'Rourke