Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
Erma Bombeck
Wishful thinking is not idealism. It is self-indulgence at best and self-exaltation at worst. In either case it is usually at the expense of others. In other words it is the opposite of idealism.
Thomas Sowell
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
Samuel Johnson
Gay rights are human rights.
Hillary Clinton
I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
E. B. White
Your friend is the man who knows all about you and still likes you.
Elbert Hubbard
My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind - intimacy physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.
David Herbert Lawrence
The mistakes of the fool are known to the world but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise man are known to himself but not to the world.
Charles Caleb Colton
