When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
Gilbert K. Chesterton
War is a catalouge of blunders.
Winston Churchill
We have normality. I repeat we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.
Douglas Adams
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move with no hope of rescue. Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively if life hasn't been good to you so far which given your current circumstances seems more likely consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
Douglas Adams
Diets like clothes should be tailored to you.
Joan Rivers
For one human being to love another, that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks the ultimate the last test and proof the work for which all other work is but preparation.
Rainer Maria Rilke
It smote me to the heart that I had found no one in all the world who loved me more than all others.
Max Muller
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Andy Warhol
The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.
George Eliot
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart.
Tiger Woods
