Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
Steven Wright
Listening to people keeps them entertained.
Mason Cooley
Sometimes in public life people ask inappropriate off-the-wall kinds of questions, don't they?
Hillary Clinton
I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position I'd have done the same thing.
Richard M. Nixon
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent as written in our contract.
Groucho Marx
President Obama's view of a free economy is to send your money to his friends. My vision for a free enterprise economy is to return entrepreneurship and genius and creativity to the American people!
Mitt Romney
I believe that God has planted in every heart the desire to live in freedom.
George W. Bush
We sleep in separate rooms we have dinner apart we take separate vacations - we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
Rodney Dangerfield
There is but one Church in which men find salvation just as outside the ark of Noah it was not possible for anyone to be saved.
Thomas Aquinas
Except our own thoughts there is nothing absolutely in our power.
Rene Descartes
