I hope he runs for president someday. I'm 75. He's got to hurry if I'm going to be able to vote for him.
Warren Buffett
Action may not bring happiness but there is no happiness without action.
William James
'Mr. Churchill if you were my husband I'd poison your tea!' - And if you were my wife I would drink it!
Winston Churchill
A tragic situation exists precisely when virtue does not triumph but when it is still felt that man is nobler than the forces which destroy him.
George Orwell
A lady of a `certain age' which means / Certainly aged.
Lord Byron
Game shows are designed to make us feel better about the random useless facts that are all we have left of our education.
Chuck Palahniuk
Mankind's yearning to engage in sports is older than recorded history dating back to the time millions of years ago when the first primitive man picked up a crude club and a round rock tossed the rock into the air and whomped the club into the sl
Dave Barry
I'm also tired of hearing about innocent victims, this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilt period f*ck you end of report next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.
George Carlin
The tears I have cried over Germany have dried. I have washed my face.
Marlene Dietrich
One has to develop attachment to Self.
Sai Baba
