Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.
Jerry Seinfeld
The jury consist of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost
Passion is momentary, love is enduring.
John Wooden
Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness but enables us to move back from it a little.
Mason Cooley
Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.
Charles Dickens
What is reality anyway? Just a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin
A man should conceive of a legitimate purpose in his heart and set out to accomplish it. He should make this purpose the centralizing point of his thoughts. It may take the form of a spiritual ideal or it may be a worldly object according to his nature at the time being, but whichever it is he should steadily focus his thought forces upon the object which he has set before him. He should make this purpose his supreme duty and should devote himself to its attainment not allowing his thoughts to wander away into ephemeral fancies longings and imaginings. This is the royal road to self-control and true concentration of thought. Even if he fails again and again to accomplish his purpose (as he necessarily must until weakness is overcome) the strength of character gained will be the measure of his true success and this will form a new starting point for future power and triumph.
James Allen
In Vegas I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Steven Wright
Many of you are well enough off that the tax cuts may have helped you. We're saying that for America to get back on track we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.
Hillary Clinton
