My husband wanted to be cremated. I told him I'd scatter his ashes at Neiman Marcus - that way I'd visit him every day.
Joan Rivers
A perfection of means and confusion of aims seems to be our main problem.
Albert Einstein
Man lives freely only by his readiness to die, if need be, at the hands of his brother, never by killing him.
Mahatma Gandhi
Pain is never permanent
Saint Teresa of Avila
Love is all you need.
Paul McCartney
You don't want to love - your eternal and abnormal craving is to be loved. You aren't positive you're negative. You absorb absorb as if you must fill yourself up with love because you've got a shortage somewhere.
David Herbert Lawrence
To truly laugh you must be able to take your pain and play with it!
Charlie Chaplin
When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains and the women come out to cut up what remains jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier.
Rudyard Kipling
It's very hard to be a gentleman and a writer.
W. Somerset Maugham
