I have somewhere met with the epitaph on a charitable man which has pleased me very much. I cannot recollect the words but here is the sense of it: ''What I spent I lost, what I possessed is left to others, what I gave away remains with me.''
Joseph Addison
I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.
Jim Carrey
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns
I'm very protective of how much I let people see.
Christina Aguilera
Some old men continually praise the time of their youth. In fact you would almost think that there were no fools in their days but unluckily they themselves are left as an example.
Alexander Pope
Anyway no drug not even alcohol causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles we shouldn't test people for drugs we should test them for stupidity ignorance greed and love of power.
P. J. O'Rourke
You've got to be honest, if you can fake that you've got it made.
George Burns
Hate has no place in the house of God.
Desmond Tutu
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
Joan Rivers
