That's the trouble with being me. At this point nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like 'Yeah big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'
Jim CarreyIf a wave of service sweeps over the land catching everyone in its enthusiasm it will be able to wipe off the mounds of hatred malice and greed that infest the World. Attune your hearts so that it will vibrate in sympathy with the woes and joys of your fellow-men. Fill the World with Love. Love will warn you against advising another to do something which you yourself are unwilling to do, your conscience will tell you that you are living in a lie!
Sai BabaI'm lucky to have been able to represent different companies over my career.
Tiger WoodsPeople who bite the hand that feeds them usually lick the boot that kicks them.
Eric HofferGod always takes the simplest way.
Albert EinsteinIn a democracy the majority of the citizens is capable of exercising the most cruel oppressions upon the minority.
Edmund BurkeI know not sir whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare but if he did not it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life.
James Matthew BarrieI'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Steven WrightName any name and then remember everybody you ever knew who bore that name. Are they all alike. I think so.
Gertrude Stein