And now the time returns again: / Our souls exult and London's towers / Receive the Lamb of God to dwell / In England's green and pleasant bowers.
William Blake
It is happy for you that you possess the talent of flattering with delicacy. May I ask whether these pleasing attentions proceed from the impulse of the moment, or are they the result of previous study?
Jane Austen
Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous.
Henny Youngman
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran Lebowitz
I like to hold the microphone cord like this I pinch it together then I let it go then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
Get correct views of life and learn to see the world in its true light. It will enable you to live pleasantly to do good and when summoned away to leave without regret.
Robert E. Lee
I never worry about being driven to drink, I just worry about being driven home.
W. C. Fields
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields
I think it's unfair but they have the right as fallible screwed-up humans to be unfair, that's the human condition.
Albert Ellis
