People that are conceited of their own merit take pride in being unfortunate that themselves and others may think them considerable enough to be the envy and the mark of fortune.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Behavior is what a man does not what he thinks feels or believes.
Emily Dickinson
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
Joan Rivers
I don't ask anyone else to live my life. I have enough trouble doing that.
Hillary Clinton
Some people are so heavenly minded that they are no earthly good.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Human desire is illimitable and without end. It makes you pursue the mirage in the desert, it makes you build castles in the air, it breeds discontent and despair once you succumb to it.
Sai Baba
Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
William Hazlitt
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.
P. J. O'Rourke
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.
Dr. Seuss
