Hope and change? We're not doing that anymore. They're doing attack and blame. And so I just think people are going to see through this. They want real leadership. They want us to get this country on the right track.
Paul Ryan
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
Groucho Marx
The bold are helpless without cleverness.
Euripides
I used to try to make my head explode by holding my breath thinking that if I blew up my head they'd [mom and dad] be sorry.
Kurt Cobain
We're living in a time when the world has suddenly discovered India because it's run out of raw material for its imagination. The raw materials for imagination are inexhaustible here.
Deepak Chopra
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young you get a gold watch you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs alcohol you party you get ready for high school. You go to grade school you become a kid you play you have no responsibilities you become a little baby you go back into the womb you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Laurence J. Peter
No great man lives in vain. The history of the world is but the biography of great men.
Thomas Carlyle
The nakedness of woman is the work of God.
William Blake
