Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Hubert H. Humphrey
For what were all these country patriots born? To hunt and vote and raise the price of corn?
Lord Byron
It makes me very proud of him. I look at all these guys here like little brothers. And he is out there in practice and working hard. People call in on radio shows and bash him but they see him in practice and before practice just working on his game. His improvement tonight just didn't come out of nowhere.
Kobe Bryant
A Jewish woman had two chickens. One got sick so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.
Henny Youngman
You must leave righteous ways behind, not to speak of unrighteous ways.
Buddha
The spirit of man is more important than mere physical strength and the spiritual fiber of a nation than its wealth.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
One mustn't ask apple trees for oranges France for sun women for love life for happiness.
Gustave Flaubert
I know there's a farmer out there somewhere who never wants a PC and that's fine with me.
Bill Gates
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.
Samuel Johnson
