Jesus Christ knew he was God. So wake up and find out eventually who you really are. In our culture, of course, they’ll say you’re crazy and you’re blasphemous, and they’ll either put you in jail or in a nut house (which is pretty much the same thing). However if you wake up in India and tell your friends and relations, ‘My goodness, I’ve just discovered that I’m God,’ they’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh, congratulations, at last you found out.

Words and pictures are yin and yang. Married, they produce a progeny more interesting than either parent.

Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you.

If things start happening, don't worry, don't stew, just go right along and you'll start happening too.

In time we hate that which we often fear.

The whole is more than the sum of its parts.

When you rise in the morning give thanks for the light, for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food, and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself.

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog, and sometimes for a man.

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