Because one believes in oneself, one doesn’t try to convince others. Because one is content with oneself, one doesn’t need others’ approval. Because one accepts oneself, the whole world accepts him or her.

I think everybody’s weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on I go to the library and read a good book.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

The highest form of worship is to find the least among you and treat them like Jesus.

It is said that the darkest hour of the night comes just before the dawn.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

I love you as certain dark things are to be loved, in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

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