Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve MartinThe power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.
Winston ChurchillI never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. FieldsI think I've really exhausted the magical. It was a lot of fun, but I've put it behind me for the time being.
J. K. RowlingThat man is not truly brave who is afraid either to seem or to be, when it suits him, a coward.
Edgar Allan PoeDeath is the solution to all problems. No man - no problem.
Joseph StalinAmerica wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
P. J. O'Rourke