If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter.
George Carlin
Love must precede hatred, and nothing is hated, save through being contrary to a suitable thing which is loved. And hence it is that every hatred is caused by love.
Thomas Aquinas
Happy the man whose wish and care a few paternal acres bound, content to breathe his native air in his own ground.
Alexander Pope
He that loves to be flattered is worthy o' the flatterer.
William Shakespeare Also found in:
Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land, or a poet who is a stranger among his people.
Kahlil Gibran
The king died and then the queen died is a story. The king died and then queen died of grief is a plot.
E. M. Forster Also found in:
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while.
Ambrose Bierce Also found in:
