No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it's probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
P. J. O'Rourke
When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said "Let us pray." We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
Desmond Tutu
Characters do not change. Opinions alter but characters are only developed.
Benjamin Disraeli
God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.
James Matthew Barrie
The "kingdom of Heaven" is a condition of the heart - not something that comes "upon the earth" or "after death."
Friedrich Nietzsche
From one learn all.
Virgil
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
Michael Jordan
The chief condition on which life health and vigor depend on is action. It is by action that an organism develops its faculties increases its energy and attains the fulfillment of its destiny.
Colin Powell
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
Ambrose Bierce
